K is for Karma.
Lebron “Modell” James recently pulled the “stupid athlete” twitter act of claiming God’s involvement in pro sports.
Modell claimed that “karma” and God caused the Cleveland Cavaliers to get blown out.
A few days after invoking God, Modell injured his ankle.
It’s all about the karma Lebron. All about the karma.
Last night, Michael Vick had one of his worst games of the season against the Vikings. His throws were all over the place – and he lost two fumbles – one leading to a Minnesota defensive touchdown.
It seems that Vick may not be a cold-weather QB.
One thing Vick could try to fix that is to chain himself to a pole outside, in the cold, without clothes and “condition” himself to be tougher. Or would that just be deja vu all over again?
This past Sunday, the Chiefs were flagged for a fifteen yard penalty. Why you ask?
After Dwayne Bowe caught a 75 yard touchdown pass, he jumped in the stands. He was then joined by his teammate, Jamal Charles.
Charles was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct because, as the ref put it: “Only one man is allowed to jump into the stands.”
Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t Ed Rendell (soon to be the former Governor of Pennsylvania) a total imbecile?
Yesterday he decided to open his trap, claiming that people in the U.S. were wussies because the Philadelphia Eagles game was moved a couple of days after a massive blizzard. Rendell somehow interpreted the moving of the game as evidence of why the U.S. is “losing” to the Chinese.
You lost me there Eddie.
Eddie, maybe (and maybe I’m going out on a limb here) the moving of the game had to do with the fact that there was a MASSIVE BLIZZARD.
The NFL released the following cop out response to the Favre pecker pictures: ”The forensic analysis could not establish that Favre sent the objectionable photographs to Sterger . . . .”
In actuality, that statement might be true. After all, shortly after he took pictures of his small pecker, Favre may have had a friend email them to Sterger. So, maybe he didn’t actually send them himself.
What I find most interesting about the NFL’s statement is what it does not say.
It does not say that there was no “forensic evidence” that it was Favre’s pecker in the photos.
After all, how could the NFL credibly say that? All they would need to do is compare Favre’s pecker to the ones in the photos and they would easily have their answer. That would go along, of course, with the fact that the guy in the photos just happened to be wearing the same watch Favre had on at one of his retirement speeches. Oops, maybe that’s not “forensic evidence” either.
I seem to remember a prior case involving Ben Roethlisberger where Roger Goodell didn’t let the lack of any “forensic evidence” get in the way of issuing a six game suspension.
At the end of the day, Roger Goodell is a hypocrite whose enforcement of the “personal conduct” rule is a moving target.
A guy named “Woody” who sounds just like Randy Moss called into a radio station to dish Jeff Fisher. Moss denies that it was him. Moss also claims, despite the fact that he has been benched for weeks, that he wants to return to the Titans next year. You decide if any of Moss’ statements are true.
Charles Barkley was just quoted on a radio talk show of saying the following about Brett Favre emailing a picture of his “junk”:
“My biggest problem with this whole Brett Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything.”
“Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of the other porn stars,” Barkley observed. “If you’re going to send a picture of your junk to a woman it should be humongous. It can’t be small … that’s one of the ten commandments.”
So, take note. If you plan on emailing photos of your “junk”, Sir Charles says God says it better be huge.
Whatever the stuff is, it works really fast. Either that or this is a rip off of that hilarious scene in <em>Eurotrip</em> where the kids convince themselves they are high when they aren’t.
See the video over at TMZ.com (They pulled down the versions that were on You Tube).
My favorite part of the video is her friend who is filming Miley doing the bong hits that says: “I am going to document the sh*t out of this.” Also good, but hard to hear: “You are going to sh*t a brick when you see this.”
Indeed you have!
better than an old junk drawer